|Saturday, December 15th, 2007|
|Thursday, February 22nd, 2007|
5:27 am - Let's see how well people know me. I predict lots of high scores.
|Friday, January 26th, 2007|
4:44 am - Since it appears to be the "in" thing to do
|Wednesday, January 24th, 2007|
5:31 am - Gentlemen, BEHOLD
|What American accent do you have? |
Your Result: The Midland
"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.
|The Inland North|
|What American accent do you have?|
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|Wednesday, June 28th, 2006|
|Wednesday, October 12th, 2005|
11:41 pm - Aha!
| Spellsword |
74% Combativeness, 26% Sneakiness, 67% Intellect, 16% Spirituality
| Aggressive, but with the brains to back it up: You are a Spellsword! |
Score! You have a prestige class. A prestige class can only be taken after you’ve fulfilled certain requirements. This may mean that you're an exceptionally talented person, but it probably doesn't.
Spellswords combine arcane might with combat know-how. They're much tougher than mages, like to wear armor, and can cast spells through their weapons. They're very, very, good at doing lots of damage to a single target very quickly, and while not quite as tough as most fighters, are still pretty hard to kill.
You're both smart and aggressive, which means that you're probably pretty dangerous when pissed off. You also tend to be somewhat straightforward, which is nice, and don’t have much use for spirituality or mysticism.
Link: The RPG Class Test written by MFlowers on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
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|Sunday, August 28th, 2005|
4:15 am - DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
|Monday, August 8th, 2005|
5:15 am - WHO WILL BE EATEN FIRST?
|Wednesday, July 27th, 2005|
2:53 am - Hooray!
| the Wit |
(69% dark, 26% spontaneous, 22% vulgar)
| your humor style: |
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK
You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're
probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're
pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the
Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor
and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.
guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the
perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor
takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my
Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm
talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais
| My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: |
|You scored higher than 88% on dark|
|You scored higher than 3% on spontaneous|
|You scored higher than 20% on vulgar|
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|Tuesday, June 14th, 2005|
Bold the ones you have actually done, and italicize those you believe you could do with reasonable confidence.|
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. — Robert A. Heinlein
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|Thursday, April 28th, 2005|
|Thursday, April 21st, 2005|
|Sunday, April 17th, 2005|
9:40 pm - I'm back, bitches.
| You scored as Mindfuck. Congratulations, you scored Mindfuck. You've probably seen a lot of movies, and have grown to hate mainstream shit. You're looking for the movie that will leave you breathless, and with 21 questions to think about. Check out: Donnie Darko, Being John Malkovich, Pulp Fiction, Memento. |
Mindless Action Flick
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Okay people, it's been almost a year but I'm updating this thing again.
It's now nearing the end of the semester. Shit is hitting the fan. Time is crunching down, and I've got way too many things to do - like this Thursday, where I have a history test at 9:30 and a court appearance half an hour away at 10:00. Wow, looks like things are shit-crazy there. I also have to calibrate my car - for the court appearance - convince VCU to make an exception for liddle ol' me and let me SIGN UP FOR MY FUCKING MAJOR CLASSES - and start on a final project article for my Masc 203 class.
In other news:
I won a grab-basket of strange japanese items from J-List.com for winning a contest from Something Awful.com, which is also where I appear to spend the most time online these days. The actual entry I made can be found at TLTR's site.
I made a LARP charater (ALAS, I am now also a LARPer) in November that I have now offically played twice so I guess that means I'm really LARPing now. It's a Mokole who is 13 ft. tall blue jay-colored raptor in his Archid form. No werewolf for me yet, please. My enthusiasm over this character cannot be expressed with human math. To do so adequately, you'd have to create an alternate universe populated entirely by abstract number-entities that fart calculus, then have them create a third universe in which it can be properly theorized and expressed.
I am thinking about using free time this summer (between work and FUCK FUCK FUCK SUMMER SCHOOL FUCK FUCK FUCK) to make a section of my website devoted just to art and sketches, since I still have shit-tons of bandwidth left at the end of the month usually.
I don't get to see too many people, like Kate, because I'm restricted to late late hours and a small range between work and my apartment most of the time. I happily encourage anyone to drop by when they get a chance to distract me from stupid shit, except on Thursday because I have a feeling I'll be busy that day.
I just realized I watch about five hours of television over the course of a week.
current mood: quixotic
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|Tuesday, August 31st, 2004|
7:53 am - Survey
This is a personal survey that contains my beliefs. As always, these are up for constant self-revision. If you feel like you may be offended (as this deals largely with my views on religion) then do not feel like you need to read further. |
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|Monday, August 9th, 2004|
9:05 am - Why not?
|Monday, July 19th, 2004|
3:04 am - -
Take the quiz: "WHAT RELIGION BESTS SUITS YOU?"|
You are Godless! You could care less about religion. As far as you're concerned, if you can't see, touch and kick something, it's not real to you. You're day-to-day activities consist of eating, working, sleeping and the occasional Internet or coffee shop debate. Lastly, if anyone chooses to preach at you otherwise, you will either leave or debate them until they finally shut up.
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|Friday, June 25th, 2004|
3:32 am - "Most Ninjas don't use warhammers..."
3:11 am - Fear my movie viewing skills
Movies: Bold what you've seen all the way through, italicize what you've seen part of, underline what you own, and add three of your own.|
5.) Strictly Ballroom
6.) The Princess Bride
7.) Love Actually
8.) Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
9.) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
10.) Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
11.) Reservoir Dogs
14.) Kill Bill Vol. 1
15.) Donnie Darko
16.) Spirited Away
17.) Better Than Sex
18.) Sleepy Hollow
19.) Pirates of the Caribbean
20.e25r9 The Eyee0Ae3Cb>21.) Requiem For a Dream</b>
22.) Dawn of the Dead
23.) The Pillow Book
24.) The Italian Job
27.) The Spice Girls Movie
28.) Army of Darkness
29.) The Color Purple
30.) The Safety of Objects
31.) Can't Hardly Wait
32.) Mystic Pizza
33.) Finding Nemo
34.) Monsters, Inc.
35.) Circle of Friends
36.) Mary Poppins
37.) The Bourne Identity
38.) Forrest Gump
39.) A Clockwork Orange
40.) Kindergarten Cop
41.) On the Line
42.) My Big Fat Greek Wedding
43.) Final Destination
44.) Sorority Boys
45.) Urban Legend
46.) Cheaper By the Dozen
47.) Fierce Creatures
48.) Dude, Where's My Car?
51.) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
52.) Back tokthe Future
53.) An Affair to Remember
54.) Somewhere in Time
55.) North by Northwest
5v.) Moulin Rouge
57.) Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
58.) The Wizard of Oz
60.) A Walk to Remember
62.) Vanilla Sky
63.) The Sweetest Thing
64.) Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead
65.) The Nightmare Before Christmas
66.) Chasing Amy
67.) Edward Scissorhands
68.) Adventures of Priscilla: Queen of the Desert
69.) Muriel's Wedding
71.) Blade Runner
72.) Cruel Intentions
73.) Ocean's Eleven
75.) Fight Club
76.) Beauty and the Beast
78.) The Last Samurai
79.) Pulp Fiction
80.) A Few Good Men
82.) Down With Love
83.) Shallow Grave
84.) A Life Less Ordinary
85.) The Whole Nine Yards
87.) The Sound of Music
88.) Now and Then
91.) Never Been Kissed
92.) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
93.) Romeo and Juliet
94.) Why Do Fools Fall in Love?
95.) 28 Days Later
96.) Silence of the Lambs
97.) Lost in Translation
98.) Breakfast at Tiffany's
99.) Calamity Jane
100.) Legally Blonde
103.) American Pie
104.) Drop Dead Gorgeous
105.) Pump up the Volume
108.) buffalo '66
110.) Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys
111.) The Ice Storm
112.) The Doors
113.) City of Lost Children
114.) Dr. Strangelove
115.) The Triplets of Belleville
116.) Scarlet Diva
117.) Velvet Goldmine
118.) Wonder Boys
119.) Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
121.) Igby Goes Down
122.) Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
123.) Dangerous Beauty
124.) Peter Pan
125.) State and Main
128.) Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
129.) The Dark Crystal
130.) But I'm a Cheerleader
131.) Jean Cocteau's La Belle et La Bête
132.) Toy Soldiers
134.) The Secret of NIMH
136.) The Final Countdown
137.) Godzilla vs. Megaguirus
138.) Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
current mood: accomplished
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|Sunday, June 20th, 2004|
3:53 pm - Off to work!