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Saturday, December 15th, 2007
11:34 pm
My arms hurt. Only one more trip then I can start unpacking.

current mood: sore

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Thursday, February 22nd, 2007
5:27 am - Let's see how well people know me. I predict lots of high scores.
Leaderboard
Create your own Friend Test here

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Friday, January 26th, 2007
4:44 am - Since it appears to be the "in" thing to do

I am:
20%
Republican.
"You're probably one of those people who still thinks that getting a blowjob is not an impeachable offense."

Are You A Republican?

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Wednesday, January 24th, 2007
5:31 am - Gentlemen, BEHOLD
What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Midland
 

"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.

The West
 
Boston
 
The South
 
North Central
 
The Northeast
 
Philadelphia
 
The Inland North
 
What American accent do you have?
Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

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Wednesday, June 28th, 2006
6:14 pm
Also,


The Stupid Quiz said I am "Totally Smart!" How stupid are you? Click here to find out!

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5:57 pm
The dog Moose, who played the dog on Fraiser, died the other day.

He was a good dog.

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Wednesday, October 12th, 2005
11:41 pm - Aha!
Spellsword
74% Combativeness, 26% Sneakiness, 67% Intellect, 16% Spirituality
Aggressive, but with the brains to back it up: You are a Spellsword!



Score! You have a prestige class. A prestige class can only be taken after you’ve fulfilled certain requirements. This may mean that you're an exceptionally talented person, but it probably doesn't.


Spellswords combine arcane might with combat know-how. They're much tougher than mages, like to wear armor, and can cast spells through their weapons. They're very, very, good at doing lots of damage to a single target very quickly, and while not quite as tough as most fighters, are still pretty hard to kill.


You're both smart and aggressive, which means that you're probably pretty dangerous when pissed off. You also tend to be somewhat straightforward, which is nice, and don’t have much use for spirituality or mysticism.



 


Link: The RPG Class Test written by MFlowers on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

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Sunday, August 28th, 2005
4:15 am - DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Your IQ Is 140

Your Logical Intelligence is Genius
Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius
Your General Knowledge is Genius

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Monday, August 8th, 2005
5:15 am - WHO WILL BE EATEN FIRST?
http://www.genfoods.net/cthulhu/default.html

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Wednesday, July 27th, 2005
2:53 am - Hooray!
the Wit
(69% dark, 26% spontaneous, 22% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK




You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're
probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're
pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the
Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor
and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I
guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the
perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor
takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my
opinion.



Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm
talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.



PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais



My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 88% on dark
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 3% on spontaneous
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 20% on vulgar
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating

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Tuesday, June 14th, 2005
3:09 am
Bold the ones you have actually done, and italicize those you believe you could do with reasonable confidence.

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. — Robert A. Heinlein

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Thursday, April 28th, 2005
5:17 am
Star Wars Meme by sailor_phobos
1st 2 Ltrs of 1stname + Last 3 Ltrs of last name
1st 2ltrs of moms last name+Last 3ltrs of city brn
Sith or JediJedi
Skin ColorBlack
Eye ColorOrange
Light Saber ColorRed
How close you are to switching sides: 46%
Username
You're Random Star Wars Quote:Don't underestimate the Force.
Your Padawan (if you're a jedi)ladyrogue79
Your apprentice (if you're a sith)katescomic
You're Masterzachlash
Quiz created with MemeGen!

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Thursday, April 21st, 2005
6:00 pm
Abstinence Education? Sure!

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Sunday, April 17th, 2005
9:40 pm - I'm back, bitches.
You scored as Mindfuck. Congratulations, you scored Mindfuck. You've probably seen a lot of movies, and have grown to hate mainstream shit. You're looking for the movie that will leave you breathless, and with 21 questions to think about. Check out: Donnie Darko, Being John Malkovich, Pulp Fiction, Memento.

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Mindfuck

70%

Artistic

65%

Sci-Fi/Fantasy

60%

Drama/Suspense

60%

Sadistic Humour

60%

Mindless Action Flick

35%

Romantic Comedy

10%

Movie Recommendation.
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Okay people, it's been almost a year but I'm updating this thing again.

It's now nearing the end of the semester. Shit is hitting the fan. Time is crunching down, and I've got way too many things to do - like this Thursday, where I have a history test at 9:30 and a court appearance half an hour away at 10:00. Wow, looks like things are shit-crazy there. I also have to calibrate my car - for the court appearance - convince VCU to make an exception for liddle ol' me and let me SIGN UP FOR MY FUCKING MAJOR CLASSES - and start on a final project article for my Masc 203 class.

W-O-W WOW.

In other news:

I won a grab-basket of strange japanese items from J-List.com for winning a contest from Something Awful.com, which is also where I appear to spend the most time online these days. The actual entry I made can be found at TLTR's site.

I made a LARP charater (ALAS, I am now also a LARPer) in November that I have now offically played twice so I guess that means I'm really LARPing now. It's a Mokole who is 13 ft. tall blue jay-colored raptor in his Archid form. No werewolf for me yet, please. My enthusiasm over this character cannot be expressed with human math. To do so adequately, you'd have to create an alternate universe populated entirely by abstract number-entities that fart calculus, then have them create a third universe in which it can be properly theorized and expressed.

I am thinking about using free time this summer (between work and FUCK FUCK FUCK SUMMER SCHOOL FUCK FUCK FUCK) to make a section of my website devoted just to art and sketches, since I still have shit-tons of bandwidth left at the end of the month usually.

I don't get to see too many people, like Kate, because I'm restricted to late late hours and a small range between work and my apartment most of the time. I happily encourage anyone to drop by when they get a chance to distract me from stupid shit, except on Thursday because I have a feeling I'll be busy that day.

I just realized I watch about five hours of television over the course of a week.

current mood: quixotic

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Tuesday, August 31st, 2004
7:53 am - Survey
This is a personal survey that contains my beliefs. As always, these are up for constant self-revision. If you feel like you may be offended (as this deals largely with my views on religion) then do not feel like you need to read further.

Religion Definition
are you mono or polytheistic?Athiestic.
do you subscribe to a major religion?This is the same question in slightly different terms.
how do you feel about Jesus?If there was a historical Jesus, I'm sure he was a great teacher and very wise if his biblical interpretation is accurate.
what holy book do you feel is most accurate (Bible, Koran, etc)Accurate? None of them, really. Most historically accurate would probably be the Koran, since it was written later and in a far more literate and educated society.
do you believe in reincarnation?No.
do you believe in the traditional heaven and hell?No.
do you believe in ANY heaven and/or hell?See question 1. I don't need implied damnation to keep me from killing, raping, and stealing.
do you think the god(s) are vengeful or nice?How vengeful or nice they are depends on the person interpreting them.
do you believe in angels?Only the ones in Evangelion.
do you believe in miracles?No.
do you believe in predestination?I believe that certain patterns occur repeatedly, but predesitination is a crock of shit.
do you believe in original sin?No. First, because that implies faith in creation. Second, because a 'sin' is pretty subjective. Third because its just as mosterously out of character for god to punish Adam and Eve as it would have been for Jesus to curse the Wandering Jew.
do you believe in freedom of will?Self-determination is a right that everyone has to accept or die the willing slaves of others.
do you believe in souls?Now, there have been some pretty interesting findings recently that suggest that our brains might be rudimentary quantum computers, which means that perhaps the individual can be stored for retrieval later. I.E. the things that make up your personality, thought patterns, etc., could be written into quantum reality. Souls as ephemeral cores that seperate us from beasts and ascribe some holier purpose? No.
what do you think will happen to you when you die?I'll cease to be. Or be pleasantly surprised.
do you think there will be an armageddon?Nothing like a rapture or climatic battle between good and evil. Quite possibly nuclear fire or some nasty virus grown in a lab.
why do you think we exist?I don't need a reason to exist.
do you believe in life on other planets?Good probability. Fat chance of ever meeting intelligent life, though.
do you believe in evolution?As a theory? Yes. To say I "believe" would couch it in terms of a faith. I know that evolution has occured and is occuring. Natural selection is easy enough to prove. I find people that lump a belief in rationality or science under the term "evolution" to be offensive.
do you think religion and science will always oppose the other?Religion is faith and science is fact *as we currently understand it.* The only problems they have with each other is either Religious in nature or because someone doesn't understand that they can be seperate and not contradict each other.
what would you say to God if you met him/her/them today?Aftering recovering from the shock that there is a God, what could I say that god hasn't heard before? I'd have a lot of questions, though.
anything else we should know?I'm not a pessimist. I'm a realist. I'd be delighted if there were an afterlife, god, etc., etc., but I find that religion is too often used as an excuse to commit evils of violence or ignorance. I can find no reason to believe in god that doesn't feel like I'm being coerced or threatened into believing. If God is so loving and benevolent, his preachers shouldn't have to use an unstated "or else" when they talk about their faith.

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

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Monday, August 9th, 2004
9:05 am - Why not?
Generate your Anime Style by Jena-su
Name:
Hair:In a style so odd, it defies all laws of physics.
Clothes:Long, super cool trenchcoats.
Powers:Summoning
Special Features:Wolf ears and tail
Sidekick:None, you have no need for a sidekick.
Attitude:Sarcastic as hell.
Weapon:Squeeky Hammer
Quiz created with MemeGen!

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Monday, July 19th, 2004
3:04 am - -
Take the quiz: "WHAT RELIGION BESTS SUITS YOU?"

Atheist
You are Godless! You could care less about religion. As far as you're concerned, if you can't see, touch and kick something, it's not real to you. You're day-to-day activities consist of eating, working, sleeping and the occasional Internet or coffee shop debate. Lastly, if anyone chooses to preach at you otherwise, you will either leave or debate them until they finally shut up.

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Friday, June 25th, 2004
3:32 am - "Most Ninjas don't use warhammers..."
"...Maybe they should."


If you were on a battlefield right now, versus everything...
Name
Gender
Age
Lover or a Fighter?
Fight for good or evil?
Battle Cry
Weapon of Choice Warhammer
Appearance Trenchcoat, sneaking in on foot without being seen
Your Battle Cry... Is a triumph of verbatim
Foes slain upon first strike: - 100%
What you fight Armies
You fight.... For a paycheque
This Quiz by Ferggs - Taken 6739 Times.
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3:11 am - Fear my movie viewing skills
Movies: Bold what you've seen all the way through, italicize what you've seen part of, underline what you own, and add three of your own.

1.) Trainspotting
2.) Shrek
3.) M
4.) Dogma
5.) Strictly Ballroom
6.) The Princess Bride
7.) Love Actually
8.) Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
9.) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
10.) Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
11.) Reservoir Dogs
12.) Desperadoe0D
13.) Swordfish
14.) Kill Bill Vol. 1
15.) Donnie Darko
16.) Spirited Away
17.) Better Than Sex
18.) Sleepy Hollow
19.) Pirates of the Caribbean
20.e25r9 The Eyee0Ae3Cb>21.) Requiem For a Dream</b>
22.) Dawn of the Dead
23.) The Pillow Book
24.) The Italian Job
25.) Goonies
26.) Baseketball
27.) The Spice Girls Movie
28.) Army of Darkness
29.) The Color Purple
30.) The Safety of Objects
31.) Can't Hardly Wait
32.) Mystic Pizza
33.) Finding Nemo
34.) Monsters, Inc.
35.) Circle of Friends
36.) Mary Poppins
37.) The Bourne Identity
38.) Forrest Gump
39.) A Clockwork Orange
40.) Kindergarten Cop
41.) On the Line
42.) My Big Fat Greek Wedding
43.) Final Destination
44.) Sorority Boys
45.) Urban Legend
46.) Cheaper By the Dozen
47.) Fierce Creatures
48.) Dude, Where's My Car?
49.) Ladyhawke
50.) Ghostbusters
51.) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
52.) Back tokthe Future
53.) An Affair to Remember
54.) Somewhere in Time
55.) North by Northwest
5v.) Moulin Rouge
57.) Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
58.) The Wizard of Oz
59.) Zoolander
60.) A Walk to Remember
61.) Chicago
62.) Vanilla Sky
63.) The Sweetest Thing
64.) Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead
65.) The Nightmare Before Christmas
66.) Chasing Amy
67.) Edward Scissorhands
68.) Adventures of Priscilla: Queen of the Desert
69.) Muriel's Wedding
70.) Croupier
71.) Blade Runner
72.) Cruel Intentions
73.) Ocean's Eleven
74.) Magnolia
75.) Fight Club
76.) Beauty and the Beast
77.) Candyman
78.) The Last Samurai
79.) Pulp Fiction
80.) A Few Good Men
81.) Armageddon
82.) Down With Love
83.) Shallow Grave
84.) A Life Less Ordinary
85.) The Whole Nine Yards
86.) Beaches
87.) The Sound of Music
88.) Now and Then
89.) X-Men
90.) Amelie
91.) Never Been Kissed
92.) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
93.) Romeo and Juliet
94.) Why Do Fools Fall in Love?
95.) 28 Days Later
96.) Silence of the Lambs
97.) Lost in Translation
98.) Breakfast at Tiffany's
99.) Calamity Jane
100.) Legally Blonde
101.) Identity
102.) Saved!
103.) American Pie
104.) Drop Dead Gorgeous
105.) Pump up the Volume
106.) Angus
107.) Pumpkin
108.) buffalo '66
109.) rushmore
110.) Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys
111.) The Ice Storm
112.) The Doors
113.) City of Lost Children
114.) Dr. Strangelove
115.) The Triplets of Belleville
116.) Scarlet Diva
117.) Velvet Goldmine
118.) Wonder Boys
119.) Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
120.) Secretary
121.) Igby Goes Down
122.) Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
123.) Dangerous Beauty
124.) Peter Pan
125.) State and Main
126.) Snatch
127.) Rashomon
128.) Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
129.) The Dark Crystal
130.) But I'm a Cheerleader
131.) Jean Cocteau's La Belle et La Bête
132.) Toy Soldiers
133.) Akira
134.) The Secret of NIMH
135.) Spider-man
136.) The Final Countdown
137.) Godzilla vs. Megaguirus
138.) Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

current mood: accomplished

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Sunday, June 20th, 2004
3:53 pm - Off to work!
What anime are you from? by squasar
Your name:e3C/span>
Your gender:
Your age:
You are from:
Your color is:Rose red
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